Think Chippendales -- less hot version and Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo -- hotter version.
Was on Facebook when I came across a topless picture trying to claim to be a human and trying to add me as a friend as well. Curious, I clicked on the profile to find out who that helluva headless guy is, and possibly try to find out why his head was chomped off.
His introduction intrigued me: Apparently he is from this VIP Male Escort Company. I thought, com'on, many of my friends put these tags for the heck of it, or really, some of them fantasize they are attractive enough to be male gigolos but they so do not qualify, but as I read through the comments and replies, I was totally convinced.
His messages were on the lines of "Hi Baby, you are sexy too. When are you going to invite me over for a one night stand?"
Seriously, I was flabbergasted! Social media marketing reaches its peak with Facebook man! Sleazy masseurs aside, this is the most outrageous call for clients I have seen on Facebook thus far. And apparently, he isn't concerned whether his clients are male or female! This leaves me with one big question... Why did he choose to add me?
OMG, do I look like I will pay for sex god dammit! :(
*To protect the persons involved, I shall not be posting notes or pictures of the above marketeer. But would it harm anyone if I post a Chippendale picture? :p
J-en, Alexis and Ki, for you. :)
And for the rest of you...
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